Read THese Words of wisdom.
Its okay to kiss a fool, or let a fool kiss you, but don't let a kiss fool you.
What is black, blue, and red all over? A drunk chimpanzee.
Why is the sky blue? Because the sky is really the ground and the ground is the sky. So the sky isnt blue the ground is.
City builders cut down trees and name streets after them.
Life is an enigma.
Living is enigmatic.
To be early is to be ontime, to be ontime is to be late, and to be late is unacceptable.
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life is like picking your nose,
IT'S GOOD TO HAVE AN ENEMY SO YOU COULD HAVE SOMEONE TO FIGHT WITH.
GET OFF MY LAWN GRANDMA!!!!
when people tell you to get off,don't
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"Wait, I need to do my guyliner!"
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